It’s 12:30am on a Thursday. Somebody on the second floor has spent the last hour walking around HEAVILY in shoes, talking loudly, and dropping things on the floor, and I can’t even tell which apartment it is so I can go murder I mean yell at them.
Milk containers that still use the old, all-cardboard model instead of the twist off plastic cap. It is the 21st century and I’m having to pry open with my fingernails, and in the process completely shred, the stupid paper opening? I’m sorry, but that is BULLSHIT. Not in MY AMERICA.
1 time a boi wuz gunna ask a gurl 2 marry him but den aliens came n he had 2 fly a plane n shoot them
Teh gurl hid from teh aliens & the boi flyed over 2 pick her up
the gurl sed “ur l8” & the boi sed “u no i liek 2 make a big enterence”
& then they got Marryed <3
reblob if u creyed
Look at the dress I got this weekend! It’s leopard print AND sequins and is the most amazingly sparkly thing I’ve ever owned.
Now I just have to figure out where I can wear the damn thing.
SHE ALMOST DIDN’T BUY IT, YOU GUYS.
You’re welcome.
Proboards just died on me or something, and now I must sleep, but it was lovely to speak to you briefly!
bisonbisonbison replied to your post: I would like people to please stop asking me…
I will ask you a probably-simpler question (well. maybe not, because it has a subquestion). DO YOU LIKE HARRY POTTER AND IF SO DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE MOVIE WITH ME BECAUSE IT OPENS WHEN YOU ARE IN PORTLAND?OMG OMG OMG OMG Dude I was totally going to ask you the same thing and OF COURSE I DO TO BOTH COMPONENTS OF THE QUESTION!
AT MIDNIGHT??? Maybe you will be too Eddie Veddered and not be up for it. BUT MAYBE NOT???
